My soon-to-be-gone cube mate, who was recently on a health kick, is off his health kick. Like a jack-in-the-box, he popped up over the wall of my cube and handed me a cupcake in a tray. A carrot cake cupcake, with raisins and a whipped lemony-cream cheese frosting. My co-worker stopped to watch me eat it; she said she only ate half.
I ate the whole thing, and then I licked all the extra frosting off the sides. With my tongue.