Lord, if the rest of the country believes this crap that just was McCain (Professor christened him WoundedKen).... God help us. Seriously. We're fucked Baked Alaska-Style.
All I heard, Charlie Brown style, was "I did this, and I did that, and I fight for this" and then he trotted out his war story.
And they have the nerve to say they didn't hear a plan from Obama?
So let me get this straight... be white, wave a flag, be patriotic and uh, that'll stir the economy enough so they'll start hiring graphic designers again and I'll have a job? Or, if I don't get a job... there'll be ways to help me in the meantime?
It'll lower my taxes? Pay for my kid's education? Bring the cost of gas (and thus everything else) down?
And even better, if he dies before he wakes, we have GunTotinCheerleaderBitchBarbie to pick up the flag and carry on?
I need to find me a voter registration drive to volunteer for... Matter of fact I'm gonna start a text chain letter.