Lot of serious stuff from me lately, I know. It bes like that sometimes. But I'm feeling better. I still think racism sucks, politics suck, people really fucking suck, I'm settling in to vote for McCain, I'm broke as shit, my house is REALLY REALLY bad, I miss my Nene but whatever, I dread filing my taxes cuz the IRS is going to take it ALL, the fuckers, but whatever. Spring is beginning to creep in around the edges and daylight savings time has begun. It's almost Pow Wow season!
And Mima sent me a joke that was so stupid it made me laugh out loud. If you're a Cheech & Chong fan, like me, you're gonna love it. So here it is:
A koala was sitting in a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said , 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.
The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude... How much water did you drink?'
(Attributed to Edgar R. Cabrales), thanks Mima!